I Didn't Win
Well, so much for my trip to the casino. Again I blew a shit load of money, and I blame it on Charlene. More about that later. Char's been my girlfriend for going on 15 years, sort of a wife. I met her about a year after I was divorced from Lella. That's the one that still pisses me off, Lella, my daughter's mother. That's got to be a separate post all together, so back to my casino evening.
I won that shit load of money I blew, last week. I had a good hit on a slot machine because I was be-dewed with luck. Char got a good snatch rubbing, and a little dig that evening, for good luck, before I went out to play. I told her I probably could've won more if she'd let me dig a little deeper. But alas, tonite, no rub, no dig, and no win. So it's all her fault.
I still say my online casino gives me better odds. I win more times so I can play a lot longer with their cash. Plus they spot me an extra $5, $10, or $20 now and then just because I play at their internet casino. If anybody finds and reads this blog, you can sign up to play there too. Here's the link: THE LINK
It's quite a sweet deal.
At least tonite I got out for a couple of hours, I tried to pocket some moolah, and I ogled all the sweet young stuff, strutting around the casino, showing off some excellent camel toe, and super tight, well formed butts. What do parents feed their daughters these days? Think I'll nudge Char awake for a while. Who knows, maybe next week, I'll hit the jackpot.
I still have to figure out how to post photos, so patience grasshopper.
I won that shit load of money I blew, last week. I had a good hit on a slot machine because I was be-dewed with luck. Char got a good snatch rubbing, and a little dig that evening, for good luck, before I went out to play. I told her I probably could've won more if she'd let me dig a little deeper. But alas, tonite, no rub, no dig, and no win. So it's all her fault.
I still say my online casino gives me better odds. I win more times so I can play a lot longer with their cash. Plus they spot me an extra $5, $10, or $20 now and then just because I play at their internet casino. If anybody finds and reads this blog, you can sign up to play there too. Here's the link: THE LINK
It's quite a sweet deal.
At least tonite I got out for a couple of hours, I tried to pocket some moolah, and I ogled all the sweet young stuff, strutting around the casino, showing off some excellent camel toe, and super tight, well formed butts. What do parents feed their daughters these days? Think I'll nudge Char awake for a while. Who knows, maybe next week, I'll hit the jackpot.
I still have to figure out how to post photos, so patience grasshopper.
posted by Salsguy at
10:37 PM
1 Comments:
To add photos, go to the section in your profile where the picture would go if you wanted one there. I think that's where you can pick up a link to "Hello".
You need to download some of their software to use it. It's very simple. The trouble with this deal is that it's so simple only a child can understand it.
If you download "Hello" and you get nuts from it, contact me. I'll try to help you. Are you asking why?
Why should you or anyone else get the duodenal ulcer I did from trying to figure out the damn thing?
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Hagfish, at 7:51 PM
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