I Got Mail

On occasion I take a chance on looking at some of the spam mail I get. It's awesome what I find. Porn sites, penis enlarging formulas, get rich by morning books, just to name a few. It's just as awesome being told that I willingly signed up to recieve all that crap when I know damned well I never did.

What the hell are some of these so called netpreneurs thinking. They send me a message, trick me into opening it, load the page with a ton of popups or pop behinds that just piss me off more than I already am by now, and then expect me to buy the shit they are selling. On top of all that my browser freezes up and I have to re-boot. Grab a fucking brain morons! I wouldn't buy diddley from them.

For all you spammers out there. Turn off your robot mailers, you're wasting power. Nobody wants to buy useless crap from a bunch of braindead idiots anyway. Ever wondered why you've never made a cent?

Did this help? No! My spam box is already recieving garbage.