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Why do girlfriends pick on blondes? I find these golden haired goddesses so intimidatingly beautiful I can't help but admire what I see. Charlene is constantly making harassing remarks about these fair creatures that happen to catch my eye. It's done under her breath but loud enough to be heard by the innocent blonde lady. An outright display of jealousy I say! Of course I remind Char of the days when I resembled a Greek God and could easily woo them right out of their pants. She believes me! It makes her love me all the more now that I'm a middle aged has been.

Blonde jokes make her day.

A blonde goes into Tim Horton's and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch." But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads ...

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