Call a Cop

Let's go back to the subject of people passing their offensive nitrous oxide gas in public. Some of this behaviour I can find mildly humorous. It's one thing to poot a quick one and turn all red from embarrasment. But to make a public display of it and leave a stench behind that can wilt plants, is enough to make me puke.

Just yesterday I heard a chap let one rip quite loudly in the casino. It sounded disgustingly wet. He didn't care who he was near, who heard him, or who caught a whiff of him. Geez man, you need to go wipe your ass was my first thought. He sauntered along as if nothing happened. I was gagging and almost barfed.

Stuff like that is happening all over the place. At the Wallmart, on a bus, in movie theaters, in grocery stores. Most of these emissions are of the SBD type, silent but deadly. And then there are the rippers. All types are guilty. Men, women, children, young, and old. Did you ever notice some places smell like a gigantic shithouse? It's not hard to pick out the culprit who's responsible.

Quite frankly, I'm sick of getting a nose full of shit when one of these pigs passes by. It never used to be this bad. People at one time, had some sense of dignity. Like everything else, morals seem to be deteriorating just as quickly.

If urinating in public is illegal, why can't we have fart police? [And you think your job stinks]