The Morning After

We had a super time at the Xmas resident gathering. First read the entry below this if you haven't done so.

I did meet the Sow Cow. She's quite the charming lady. Her friends are her co-workers and they occasionally get together for a girls night out. All have boyfriends so the lezzy stuff is all in my imagination. I'm to knock on her door if there's too much noise coming from her apartment above me. She wants to borrow my Frank Sinatra CD. How would she know I listen to Frank Sinatra songs?

Mr Security Guard is an asshole. The comments he was making show he has absolutely no respect for people. He's rude, obnoxious, and reeked of booze. I kept my distance from him, as did everyone else. He left after a short time.

The Mountain Man is a jolly good fellow. Very sociable and fun to be around. The ladies were chatting him up. I don't know if he turned them on or they were infatuated by all that hair on his face. I was right about him. He is a nice chap.

Before the evening ended I was invited to this single lady's apartment for coffee. I politely explained that although I live alone, I do have a girlfriend, sort of wife. She began whispering sweet things in my ear to get me into her place. Seduction, that trollop! Imagine if Charlene and her ever met up in the hallway. Oh wow! Sorry sweetie, this bachelor is committed.

The lovely Mrs Goatee and her hubby didn't show. They're still being the absentee tennants.