Go Ahead

Lately, a few of the local gangsters have taken their beefs into public by shooting at each other on the streets. Behaviour like this irks the shit out of me.

Police, ambulance, and medical resources are wasted trying to help these idiots lick their wounds and become better citizens. Inevitably some of them end up dead in a gun fight anyway. The shooters are prosecuted and given life sentences. All at tax payers expense.

Canada does not have a death penalty. The cost of housing lifers in a prison is enormous. These goofballs should be rounded up, placed in a giant cage, and be given their weapons of choice. You wanna kill each other? Here's your chance. Leave us out of your confounded drug wars. Save our tax dollars for more worthwhile causes.

I wish it were so simple!